It's getting out of hand.

We brought Kermit home thinking he would make a great toy for the children. Were we ever wrong. The young frog who got our sympathy as children as he sang his heart out "It ain't easy bein' green" has become no different than the Macauley Culkin's of the world. Young child stars, just discarded as if they never existed. Once the awkwardness of adolescence rears its head, and they are replaced with younger, fresher faces like Frankie Muniz and "Elmo".

We thought we'd take him in and now we are wishing we hadn't. He has completely disrupted life as we once knew it. First off, Kermit has a very bad temper. Don't cross him when he gets the "look" in his eye. He also enjoys knife throwing as a hobby. This "art of death" as he likes to call it could prove deadly if he gets in one of his moods. We have tried to put him on some sort of med's. We were given one prescription and we caught him cheeking them and spitting them out in the trash.  After the second visit with the Dr. Kermit threatened to bite his ear off and we haven't gone back since, they have refused to treat him.  

His drinking is getting out of hand, its not at all uncommon to find him completely enebriated at 8:00 in the morning. He sleeps where he passes out. He spends many a night passed out with his head in the toilet.

We think he has some ties with the mob or some sort of gang. Late one night after hearing some commotion I awoke to find him with a black ski mask, black leather gloves and an 8" knife, keys in hand ready to make off with the minivan. He wouldn't give us any details as to his plans except he was going out to "do a job". We did find a list of some sort he had on him that listed the following; "knife, rope, shovel, plant" 

He's been a bad influence on the children, teaching them obsene gestures and his version of manners, "Pass the milk, Mother F'er.."

We are at our wits end and don't know where else to turn. He's got to go. We can't just abandon him out in the middle of nowhere for fear he'll come back and retaliate. We need to send him somewhere where he will be understood and in an environment where he will be with others who will accept him and not judge him.

Disclaimer- We are in no way responsible for any destruction of property, loss of life or limb upon taking him into your home. Taking him means you understand and are aware of the risks involved.

****** I have had several people ask me what we will do with any $'s we may receive from our adopting out Kermit. We are a young military family with 4 kiddo's and  separating as of April. Any proceeds will go to helping us make the transition from military back to the civilian life. We are moving cross country and hopefully VERY VERY far away from Kermit. This is an open adoption, we welcome any pictures or reports on his mental progess over the next months, just dont think about sending him back to us! We are trying to make a fresh start, Kermitless! ..*******

Time is winding down and I think Kermie is on to something. I am really starting to fear for my safety now. My husband is calling me from work every hour or so to check on me and the babies. I think Kermit  senses that something is going down over here. I periodically come to the computer to check out the bidding progress but when he walks into the room I quickly minimize the ebay window so he doesnt know what I am looking at. I have to constantly delete my "history" so he doesn't stumble upon this auction. 

I have several other incriminating pictures of Kerm but ebay won't let me post any new ones. If you are interested is seeing them before bidding please email me. 

I am hoping whomever gets Kermit will treat him like he is one of their own. I really don't want to see the little guy harmed. I'd like you to think about setting up a website for him so we can all know his progress over the coming months and years. I know it will be an uphill battle for him.  He has touched so many lives in the short span of a weeks time. I know I will never be the same. I will personally send the winner actual "Kermie gone bad" photo's taken by my and my family over the last few years. I know we are exeriencing a great deal of grief now and there will be a period of mourning for us when Kerm goes, even though its been a living hell since the day we took him in. We know in our hearts he is going on to a better place.

We love you Kermit.